Baby Talk Pet Quiz: Do You Use It Uncontrollably?

Q1

When you first see your pet in the morning, what do you say?

A "Good morning, sweetie pie! Did you sleep well?" in a high voice

B "Morning, buddy." in your normal voice

C You just pet them without saying much

D You bark or meow back at them

Q2

How do you call your pet for a treat?

A "Come here, my little floofy wuffy!" in a squeaky voice

B "Want a treat?" in a cheerful but normal tone

C You shake the treat bag silently

D You make up a song about the treat

Q3

When your pet does something cute, what's your reaction?

A Gush with high-pitched praises like "Oh my goodness, you're so precious!"

B Smile and say "Good job!" normally

C Give a silent thumbs up

D Record it and narrate in baby voice for social media

Q4

What kind of nicknames do you have for your pet?

A Multiple, like 'Snugglebug', 'Pumpkin pie', 'Fuzzy wuzzy'

B One or two simple ones like 'Buddy' or 'Sweetie'

C I just use their given name

D I change their nickname every day

Q5

When you come home, how do you greet your pet?

A "Mommy/Daddy's home! Did you miss me? Yes you did!" in a high voice

B "Hey, I'm back!" in a normal voice while petting

C I quietly sit down and let them come to me

D I drop everything and have a full conversation with them

Q6

Do you ever talk to your pet using a completely different accent or voice?

A Yes, I often use a silly British or French accent

B Sometimes I raise my pitch, but no accent

C No, I speak normally to them

D I use a deep, dramatic voice like a narrator

Q7

How do you ask your pet if they want to go for a walk?

A "Wanna go walkies? Walkies! Yes you do!" in a high sing-song

B "Time for a walk?" in a happy but normal tone

C I just grab the leash and they know

D I tell them a story about the park we're going to

Q8

When your pet is sleeping, what do you say?

A "Aww, look at the sleepy baby! Night night, sweet dreams!"

B I whisper "Good night" softly

C I tiptoe away quietly

D I take a photo and caption it with baby talk

Q9

How often do you have full conversations with your pet where you also answer for them?

A Daily, and I use a different voice for their 'responses'

B Sometimes, but mostly I just talk to them

C Rarely, I just give commands

D Never, I don't talk to my pet

Q10

If your pet could talk, what would they say about your baby talk?

A "I love it! Keep cooing, human!"

B "It's okay, but sometimes it's weird."

C "Please stop, I'm a dignified animal."

D "I don't even notice because you do it all the time."

Do You Uncontrollably Use Baby Talk on Your Pet?

Do You Uncontrollably Use Baby Talk on Your Pet?